what eastside june competition would be complete without a steady stream of caffiene? the larger the better because you're not getting sleep

100% investing in this next year so i can write entries without actually having to type them

absolutely essential is a casket to deliver your body to its final resting place after double points days. we suggest the deluxe model for maximum post mortem comfort

but it's us, so we've needed a little bit of wine at the end of the day to fortify us

definitely need to be coming in clutch with the classy send-offs

grow your backbone so you can withstand shit talk from this guy

DON'T KILL YOUR EYES, GUYS

it helps to have a graphic design whiz on retainer, or your creative can just look janky as shit like imogen's does

and team up with your best friend if you can, so when you completely lose your shit over this, they're there to shrug it off and insist people give you more points